So last week I knew I needed to deep condition my hair and get it cut but I couldnt figure out what to do next nor did I even want to begin the process. Friday afternoon, my best friend had asked me if I wanted to go out and I said I can't I have to do my hair, and she replied "ummm so we'll go out saturday night instead"... and I sadly replied, "this will take all weekend- H E L L O??." She, responding, "oh yeah I forgot, you're black" **SIGH**.....
It got me thinking of a depressed state that only comes over me on or around the time I have to do my hair, also occuring when I'm contemplating what to do next with my hair! So anyways, I came up with the word that describes everything I'm feeling regarding this situation, please see below:
DEPWEAVESSION noun-- A condition of general emotional withdrawal and sadness caused by ones weave/extensions not looking up to par. This can also be related to the general over-fatigued feeling caused by all pre present and post weave related issues.
Examples:
1. noun-- Bonqueefalah-Sheray is not going out with her friends this weekend because her depweavession has her sitting at home trying to decide if she should go natural, get braids or cut it all the *uck off.
2. adj-- Weezysbaybeh-Mahma isnt going to Atlantic City with her friends this weekend AND missed her last two car payments because she's saving up to buy the same hair Beyonce uses; needless to say, this has her very depweaved.
On that note, I Hope everyone has a Depweavession Free Thanksgiving
xoxo
Topics to follow after the holidays:
1. Leggings are NOT pants... (no we Do NOT want to see your panty line, pancake booty, cellulite or jello jiggly)
2. How come when white people do something that's considered ghetto in the urban community, its all of a suddenly COOL:Hair Edition
3. Going into foreclosure in head to toe Chanel
